Sunday, November 8, 2015

Brain Frieze

By Zamboni

We cats hope you've had the chance to tour Ben "The Pyramids Are Big Silos" Carson's dreadfully decorated house, especially if you need a good laugh. But we're still wondering about this Biblical inscription that Carson had chiseled into a wall.

Does he know that there's no space between the comma after "Riches" and the word "Honor"? And that "proverbs" is missing its "r"? Or did he just not notice? And why is "poverbs" not capitalized when everything else is?

Pretty scary! Either Carson's a brain surgeon who can't read, or his attention to detail is mighty flighty. We sure wouldn't want him operating on us. We cats HISS.