Good Deed Doers

By Zamboni

In Trump World, there must be no such thing as a good NGO.

So we cats are not surprised that a greedy, hateful despiser of losers like Donald Trump would demand that The Clinton Foundation be shut down. How terrible, terrible that the foundation has distributed AIDS drugs to poor people in 70 countries, planted five million trees in Haiti, and helped reduce US greenhouse gas emissions more than 33,000 tons every year! It absolutely must be stopped.

In fact, while he's at it, why doesn't Trump demand that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, the Ford Foundation, the Rockefeller Foundation — or, for that matter, The Carter Center — close up shop? They're all loser and suckers, right? They could be using their money to buy his real estate and join his golf clubs instead? Right? Right?

Somehow, some way, we cats have faith that people who do good will outlast people who have no idea what doing good is. And we PURR.