Friday, September 29, 2017

Yom Kippur News Dump

By Miss Kubelik

Isn't it amazing how the Trumpsters try to bury news by releasing it on Friday nights? Especially this Friday night, when lots of people are off the grid, atoning.

But it's kind of hard to squelch a major Cabinet resignation, especially when it's the ever-execrable Tom Price. And especially since he's only one of many Trumpsters who is fleecing the taxpayers for luxuries like chartered jets, cruises and meals. What was that line about the "swamp"? What a joke.

Our only question tonight: Now that Price is out, will he make good on that pledge to pay at least part of the money he stole from the American people? We cats think not. But will any reporter follow up on that? Sadly, we cats also think not. But we're willing to be pleasantly surprised. In the meantime, we HISS.

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