
By Baxter
The Epstein Files Transparency Act, passed by Congress last month, sets the deadline for DOJ to release the full files as December 19. That's — whoops! — a week from today. Fun!
No doubt Pam Bondi and the Trumpsters have been frantically scrubbing Benedict Donald's name and redacting anything that involves him before they comply with the Act. But until then, Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have been very wily, releasing selected items to remind the nation that yes, the current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is a pedophile and sexual abuser. Good work, team.
The latest is today's unearthing of photos from Epstein's personal collection. Goodness gracious.
There's Donald with a bunch of unidentified Epstein trafficking victims. And Epstein with pal Steve Bannon (just a coupla guys taking selfies together, aren't they adorable?). There's also a photo of novelty condoms with Trump's picture on them — were they sold at Jeffrey's sex parties? (Was there also a cash bar?) And because we are equal opportunity pundits, we're sharing a picture of Bill Clinton with Jeffrey and Ghislaine Maxwell. 'Cause, see, unlike MAGAts and Republicans, we're willing to toss Bill overboard if anything terrible comes out.
Benedict Donald has had a pretty bad week. His poll numbers are tanking, his witch hunt against Letitia James crumbled for a third time, Indiana Republicans have told him to go to hell, his Homeland Security secretary was humiliated at a House hearing (and fled), and the press is starting to notice his dementia and bandaged hands. And now House Democrats have sprung these photos on him. We can't imagine what screeds he will post tonight. In the meantime, we cats PURR.



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