Last night, in a speech to some far-right, anti-everything "family" organization in Richmond, Ted Cruz praised Ken "Always Favor The Fetus Over The Woman" Cuccinelli and called him "fearless."
As he is on everything else, Ted Cruz is wrong.
The Cootch, already trailing in our Governor's race and frantic about losing federal-worker-rich Northern Virginia, made 10 quick minutes of remarks to the "Family" Foundation and ran for the door before Cruz could even follow him to the lectern. And refused to have his picture taken with him. Goodness gracious!
Cruz — who, although he's Canadian, thinks he can run for President in 2016 — is no doubt aware of Virginia's importance to the Republican primary process. So after Cootchy ducked out, Cruz stood up and said nice things about the guy who dissed him.
So, there you have it, teabags: Ken Cuccinelli is the kind of Republican Cruz loves to call out — a "squish." And so, by the way, is Ted Cruz. We cats PURR.
(IMAGE: A Squishable version of toast — which, incidentally, Cootchy appears to be for November 5.)
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