Friday, September 16, 2022

God Save The Queue, Part II

By Hubie and Bertie

We're seeing reports that if you get in the queue in London now to pay your respects to the Queen in Westminster Hall, you're facing a wait of up to — wait for it — 20 hours!

Holy smoke! David Beckham joined the queue at 2 in the morning last night, and waited for 12 or 13 hours — but then, he's a fit, athletic person. How are regular people waiting for longer, and why? We cats don't pretend to understand, but we have some theories.

1. No monarch has checked out for 70 years, so this is a significant historical occasion. People feel compelled to be a part of it.

2. Great Britain, and the British monarchy, still hold sway over people's pride and emotions. So maybe we should hold another Brexit vote now? The results might be different this time.

3. People feel personally connected to the Queen, because she has always been there — and, as so many were tempted to think, always would be. Her death also reminds us of the passing of much-loved older people in our own lives.

4. Finally, maybe — just maybe — Elizabeth II was swell.

Like Elizabeth I, she inherited a kingdom that was pretty much on its ass, but which rose to greater heights in arts, culture, and soft power. By presiding over the contraction of the arrogant Empire to the inclusive, power-sharing Commonwealth, Elizabeth II ensured the UK's global influence. Yes, we're all wondering if Charles can carry this on. But he had the best example before him, didn't he? We cats PURR.

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