Is it possible that former Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman has finally understood how unappealing he is? It seems that Normie has just ruled out a run against Democratic Senator Amy Klobuchar next year.
Ha. Don't get your hopes up. We cats would be shocked if Norm Coleman ever came to Jesus on that particular issue. (Although he looks kind of Jesus-y in this yearbook photo.)
In the meantime, though, we have three theories on what's behind Coleman's announcement:
He prefers to wait for a rematch with his 2008 opponent, Democratic Senator Al Franken.
He's making too much money as a lobbyist now.
Michele Bachmann said she'd neuter him if he did, because that's her Senate seat. (It's tough to get to the Presidency directly from the House, you know.)
Well, no matter. We cats can't pretend to read Norm Coleman's mind. We just think it would be best for the country if he not return to elected office. After all, nobody needs a Senator who's willing to get into bed with the birthers. (Ew!)
P.S.: Oops, is that headline a Nazi reference? We cats sure wouldn't want to use any Nazi references. After all, FOX "News" and the Republicans never do that.
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