Tuesday, March 26, 2013

And John Roberts Is A Flaming Liberal!

By Sniffles

Big marriage equality day today, and we cats paid a quick visit to our friends over at Free Republic, just to see how they're handling it. You know, we thought we knew our right-wing nutcases backward and forward, but they still manage to surprise us. For example:

They believe that every time marriage equality has been on the ballot, it's lost. We guess they've forgotten about Maine, Maryland and Washington State.

They're absolutely certain that only gay people engage in anal sex. How weird is that? We thought the whole world had seen "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo."

They're really worried about "Gomorrah," but they don't know how to spell it. And Erick Erickson doesn't know the difference between "number" and "amount."

Finally, here's the topper: Somehow, this marriage equality stuff — nine states and D.C. legalizing it, court cases reaching SCOTUS, polls turning in its favor — is all because of Communism. What?

Well, so much for assuming that the Freeps would ever dip a toe in the real world. Because just a few threads away, they're discussing Palin-Bachmann 2016! Bless their little bubble-encased hearts.

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