By Zamboni
We cats are pleased to know that we're not the only ones who think that Rand Paul looks like one of the stars of Stephen Sondheim's Assassins. We were reminded of it today when we saw that the 2016 Republican field was shrinking once again.
Darn, we were really hoping that Lee — oops, we mean Rand — could have kept his "Presidential campaign" going for a little while longer. Just to help keep things on the GOP side riled up, you know. But if cat fights are what we want — and they are — at least Donald Trump is riding to the rescue by threatening to sue for a new Iowa caucus. Whee!
Meanwhile, we sure hope that all those folks in the Kentucky GOP are happy that they changed their rules so Randy could run for both his Senate seat and the White House this year. If we were in their shoes, we'd be steamed.
And hey! We have a great idea. In honor of Paul's crash and burn, why don't we all shoot some dollars Jim Gray's way? It would be so fun to complete Rand's humiliation by having the openly gay Democratic mayor of Lexington defeat him in November. That would make us PURR.
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