You can tell that Baby Marco Rubio's on his political deathbed, because all of a sudden he's worried about enfranchisement — a topic that we're not aware has ever troubled him before.
In an email to supporters, Team Baby Marco raised alarms about the vote in Florida today. "We need you to be our eyes and ears on the ground," Team BM urged. "When you go to vote, if you encounter any problems... such as excessively long delays in the check-in process or a precinct running low on ballots... let us know."
Gosh! Who knew that Baby Marco and his minions were so concerned? Did we see them complaining about the long lines that Americans have had to endure in recent elections? Has Baby Marco ever been outraged by the photo ID laws that Republicans have enacted in key states to dampen turnout by minorities, students and the elderly (i.e., Democrats)? Was Baby Marco disturbed back in 2000, when the Supreme Court decreed that thousands of his fellow Floridians' votes go uncounted?
Of course not. Baby Marco is only biting his pillow about problems at the polls because he's probably headed for a crash and burn tonight. But if he has ideas of running for Governor any time soon, maybe he should worry about what happens on the ground a little sooner. We cats HISS.
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