By Hubie and Bertie
Benedict Donald seems to think that he has the authority to order the country to "reopen" on May 1 — despite all the health experts declaring that doing so would cause a deadly resurgence of COVID-19. He's even calling it "the biggest decision" of his life.
With The Wizard of Oz broadcast on Turner Classic Movies tonight, our response is simple: "Rubbish! You have no power here. Begone — before somebody drops a house on you."
Which is our polite way of saying that we'll follow the guidance of Andrew Cuomo — just as Californians will follow Gavin Newsom, Illinoisans will heed JB Pritzker, and Michiganders will follow Gretchen Whitmer, etc. Those MAGAts who are unlucky to live in backward red states, well, good luck. You're going to need it. We cats HISS.
Friday, April 10, 2020
Not Opening Soon.
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