Sunday, June 21, 2020

TikTok'd

By Zamboni

Well, kids, we've all been celebrating your great success in trashing Benedict Donald's "show" in Oklahoma last night. But your work has just begun! Trump is heading to Phoenix on Tuesday for a "Students for Trump" event, and you can prank it, Tulsa-style, by clicking here.

(From the registration form, it looks as if someone on Team Trump was finally smart enough to make the form ask your age. So at least they won't potentially violate the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act.)

One of the best things about the TikTok-ing of the Trumps is that it helped produce the instant-classic portrait of dejection and defeat above. The other is that the damage the kids did is greater than one bad night in Tulsa. The Trump database — either the whole thing or at least the last 10 days' worth of it — has been seriously compromised, which could spell trouble for them from now through November. It could also cause headaches after the election, when Team Trump tries to sell their data to the 2024 wannabes — Pence, Cotton, Haley, et. al.

In other words, a fine mess. You know, campaign managers get fired for stuff like this. We cats PURR.

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