Tuesday, October 22, 2024

Tidbits And Cat Treats: Terrific Tuesday Edition

By Sniffles

With exactly two weeks to go to Election Day, this was another good day. Let's count the ways.

Vice President Harris hit it out of the park in another interview, this time with Hallie Jackson of NBC. Gosh, the media get so worked up that Harris refuses to, as they put it, "lean into" her gender, don't they? "The point that people really care about is, 'Can you do the job?'" she told Jackson. Got that right, ma'am.

Bill Gates has given $50 million to a PAC supporting Harris, and Tim Walz, speaking in Wisconsin today, called Elon Musk a "dipshit." Whee! It's like that shocking but thrilling moment when you learn your favorite teacher says bad words. (It was also great that Walz mocked Trump's bad makeup. We've never understood why this isn't a bigger topic of conversation beyond social media. Don't reporters have eyes?)

Harris will campaign in Houston, Texas, on Friday. Yes, you read that right. MAGAts tried taking a page from our book and asked why she was wasting time in a state she wouldn't carry. Nice try, guys. The answer is that we've got a Democratic Senator to elect (which just might happen). Also, it messes with the Trumpsters' minds.

On that note, is JD Vance colluding with the Heritage dudes and those other shadowy fascists to dump Donald ASAP? Let's all please spread this rumor among the Donald Faithful. (Also, it's probably true.)

The press is reporting that more Republicans are voting early this time around. But who says they're voting for Trump? Especially after today's breaking news? Former chief of staff John Kelly has told The New York Times on tape that Donald is, duh, a fascist. And Jeffrey Goldberg of The Atlantic published a piece describing even more alarming statements about the military that Trump has made behind closed doors. "I need the kind of generals that Hitler had," he said. Good God. Don't assume that every GOP vote is for Donald.

Finally, as delicious punishment for defaming them, Rudy Giuliani now has one week to hand over his Manhattan condo keys to Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss. Sounds like a great place for an Election Night party! Of course, they'll have to fumigate it first. We cats PURR.

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