Monday, December 9, 2024

Would Could Have Been / What's Going To Be

By Miss Kubelik

We cats will never not be mad that America didn't elect Kamala and Doug as First Couple. Here they are, all spiffed up to attend the Kennedy Center honors last night. Such style and elegance.

Another important aspect of a Harris-Walz Administration? It wouldn't have been staffed with people sympathetic to dictators and authoritarians. Sadly, that's what we're about to get with the return of the Trumpsters.

Those cretins include Tulsi Gabbard, whom Benedict Donald has said he'd like for Director of National Intelligence. Tulsi is not only wildly unqualified for the job, she has repeatedly defended monsters like (newly former) Syrian President Bashar al-Assad — to the point where officials on both sides of the aisle were afraid that she'd leak sensitive information to Assad before he fled to Moscow this weekend. Are we really, really going to allow a person like this to be DNI?

The hope is that with Assad's fall, more and more details of his horrific regime will be revealed over the coming days and weeks, disqualifying Gabbard before she can even sit her butt in a Senate hearing chair. The notorious Saydnaya Prison, for example, has just been liberated. The stories are already hideous — Amnesty International named it a "human slaughterhouse" of mass hangings, solitary confinement, and torture to the point where prisoners forgot their own names. Gabbard needs to be humiliated over this, and we're looking forward to both journalists and elected officials doing the job. We cats PURR.

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