One More Grammy, And He'll Catch Up To Lil Wayne

With all the crap that's going on in the news, we hope you didn't miss the fact that Jimmy Carter won a posthumous Grammy award last night for "Last Sundays in Plains," a compilation of his Maranatha Baptist Church Sunday school lessons. Congratulations, Mr. President! Your audiobook would make a helpful gift for Trumpsters and MAGAts who are busy violating everything Jesus ever taught. We cats PURR.