Friday, February 14, 2025

The Subject Is Roses

By Miss Kubelik

Our first thought when we heard the rumor that Benedict Donald may pave over the Jacqueline Kennedy Rose Garden for a Mar-a-Lago-type patio? That, gosh, he sure knows how to trigger people — cruel and petty men are masters at that. Our advice, then, is to not let him do it.

As we've pointed out before, everything that Trump is doing, he's doing from a position of weakness, not strength.

His flurry of outlandish executive orders? It simply means that he can't possibly shove his radical actions through Congress, even with complacent Republican majorities. (That would also give the Democrats too potent a platform to oppose him.) As for his "takeover" of the Kennedy Center and, now, his potential makeover of the Rose Garden, they're meant to outrage us. But, in reality, they're screams of inadequacy from the Queens boy who has never gotten over the fact that Manhattan has always looked down on him.

Maybe Jill Biden had a premonition about all this? Is that why we can't confirm that she ever repaired the damage Moose & Squirrel inflicted on the garden during Benedict Donald the First? Whatever the answer, the history of the White House, in the end, will outlast any autocrat with bad taste. We cats HISS and PURR at the same time.

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