By Miss Kubelik
We cats would pay a lot to see the look on Nancy Pelosi's face when she heard the news that Kevin "The Boob" McCarthy was dropping out of the race for Speaker of the House. Did anyone take cellphone video? Please say yes!
Because for the umpteenth time since January 2011, the Republicans have proved themselves incapable of — well, of anything. They certainly can't count. And gee, we Democrats never had these problems when we were in charge. Think of all the stuff we got done: The stimulus package (which, by the way, saved the nation from another Great Depression), healthcare reform, financial reform, ethics reform, the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," the Lily Ledbetter Act... shall we go on?
And under the Republicans: zip, zilch, nada. Except obstruction and chaos. We sincerely hope that their lack of legislative accomplishment doesn't get lost in all the breathless coverage today. Their institutional idiocy is on top of their neglect of the nation's best interest. It's one of many sins, not their only one.
So, when Kevin "The Boob" McCarthy praises the House Republicans and says that it's time for a "new face," we cats ask, why? Why do you guys need somebody new if you've been doing such a bang-up job for the American people in the first place? Please explain. In the meantime, we cats shake our heads at your utter incompetence, and we HISS.
(IMAGE: The "other" Kevin McCarthy, the one who was decidedly not a boob, in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.)
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