What nervous nellies right-wing Republicans are. Virginia State Senator and all-around gun nut William Stanley (R-Franklin) has gone crying to police that Andy Parker's been mean to him online.
Parker, whose TV journalist daughter was gunned down on live TV two months ago, has been campaigning against Old Dominion legislators who are beholden to the NRA, of which Stanley — with an "A" rating from LaPierre & Co. — is one. "I'm going to be your worst nightmare," Parker told Stanley on the Face Thing.
Waaahhh! Which made Stanley lose it — bleating to the press that he "felt threatened," calling Parker "dangerous" and taking out applications for two concealed-weapons permits. (Parker, who does not own a gun, scoffed. "If I wanted to threaten [Stanley] personally, the last thing I would do is post it on his Facebook page," he said.)
So here's to William Stanley, the little, little man with a gun. What a wimp! We continue to marvel at the victim mentality of the heavily armed, white Republican male. Is there any group in America more aggrieved than they? You wouldn't think so, from their pathetic mewling. Which makes us cats HISS.
UPDATE, Oct. 29: Andy Parker has now apologized for scaring William Stanley to death. Bill, you can come out from under the bed now, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper, you.
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