Basket Case

By Miss Kubelik

We cats are wondering why, of all the gin joints in all the towns in North Carolina, Donald Drumpf picked Asheville today. It's a total Leftyville! Oh, well — far be it for us to give his schedulers any political advice, right?

But here's the big question: Why do we never see people at Hillary rallies behaving in such a — shall we say, deplorable way? Our folks don't push, punch, shove or verbally abuse. They believe in being "Stronger Together." Gee — could it be the quality of our candidate?

Meanwhile, somebody better warn that Trumpy guy's wife: He's coming home in a fightin' mood. We cats HISS.