By Baxter
How amused are we at the Republicans' reaction to a dose of their own 2009 medicine? Pretty darn much.
It turns out — no surprise — that the GOP and the teabaggers can dish it out, but they sure can't take it. After spending the summer eight years ago screaming about "death panels" and "Keep your government hands off my Medicare" (WTF?), they are shocked, shocked to discover that their constituents actually care about their ACA coverage being taken away — particularly after three million more people voted last November to keep it rather than toss it.
But the cake-taker in all of this is, of course, the pre-eminent jackass Congressman from Texas, Louie Gohmert, who is beside himself that he and other US House and Senate members might have to answer to their constituents about this issue. Louie is so upset, in fact, that he topped the GOP's lame talking point about paid activists and went straight to the "OMG, my life is in danger" argument. But he didn't stop there.
"The House Sergeant at Arms advised us after former Congresswoman Gabby
Giffords was shot at a public appearance that civilian attendees at
Congressional public events stand the most chance of being harmed or
killed—just as happened there," he whined.
You know what, Louie Gohmert? Screw you. Gabby Giffords was shot six years ago, and that horrific event has nothing, absolutely nothing to do with your current cowardice about facing voters who are angry about the policies you Republicans are trying to enact. And besides, you've been a huge champion of swaggering gun-toting in Texas — so fucking live with it, if you'll excuse our French.
And how did former Congresswoman Giffords react?
"To the politicians who have abandoned their civic obligations, I say
this: Have some courage. Face your
constituents. Hold town halls."
Oh, Louie, Louie. We hate to tell you, but you have just been humiliated. We cats PURR.
Thursday, February 23, 2017
Cat Fight! Gabby Giffords vs. Louie Gohmert (Spoiler Alert: No Contest)
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