Goodness gracious — we cats don't usually lose our composure, but this Matt Lauer business has caused us, just this moment, to let 'er rip.
We will take a moment to groom and contain ourselves. Thank you.
Because there are a few things we'd like to say about Matt Lauer. 1) We never liked him. 2) We never thought he was attractive. 3) His behavior during the 2016 election was not only despicable but predictive of his overall attitude toward women. 4) Fuck him.
Sorry — we know that last point was a little bit vulgar. Let us just reiterate that we did not mean #4 literally. Unless it involves a heated lead pipe, up Matt Lauer's ass. We cats PURR.
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