By Zamboni
Too much going on in the news these days. We cats can't keep count of all the whistleblowers. But whoever those brave blowers are, we hope they go on the record expeditiously (or at least, once they complete their applications for the Witness Protection program — they're going to need it). Meanwhile, a few simple declarative statements for this Sunday night.
There is no "Hunter Biden question." Journalists, please take note.
There was a mass shooting in Kansas City last night. Betcha didn't hear about that one, did you?
Republican Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin is an incredibly stupid person who has no business holding public office.
Benedict Donald can't possibly be concerned about Ukrainian corruption because he never worried about it when Paul Manafort was on trial.
All those White House aides who were "genuinely horrified" about Trump's calls with foreign leaders? We don't care how aghast they were if they didn't act on it. And since they didn't, we cats are going to dump our dirty litter boxes in their underwear drawers. And, of course, HISS.
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