Last year about this time, we cats traveled to Wisconsin and got caught driving in a massive snowstorm. We probably used up at least two of our nine lives that night. Why? Because former Republican Governor Scott Walker, the cross-eyed college dropout, is an idiot.
Walker had just lost his bid for re-election and was on his way out the door come January. Maybe we're spoiled by the efficiency of snow clearing in New York State, but we drove from Chicago to the Green Bay area through the aforementioned storm and didn't see a single plow. We also couldn't really see the lane lines on the highway, so it was pretty scary. All Scott Walker's fault. Republicans don't believe in government, which means they don't believe in infrastructure, snow plows, salt trucks, or other things that improve people's safety and quality of life.
Tomorrow we're going to race home from Canada to beat "Winter Storm Ezekiel." Wish us luck — although we might not need it, since we'll be driving through a state with a Democratic Governor (which even Wisconsin has now). We cats PURR.
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