"Can a woman win the Presidency?" We cats have already reminded everyone that the female candidate in 2016 racked up three million more votes than the male candidate did. Now, it seems we have to point out that the person in America most effectively kicking Benedict Donald's ass is also a woman: Nancy Pelosi.
Oh, how the punditheads second-guess her. In fact, one of the sorriest of their lot smugly published a piece at CNN today about how Pelosi had "gambled and lost on the impeachment delay." Then, a few hours later, the House quietly released a treasure trove of massively incriminating stuff from Trump-Giuliani stooge Lev Parnas.
(Lev, you see, is hurt that Trump said he didn't know him, so he's cooperating with prosecutors. And a judge just greenlighted the sharing of Lev's trove with Team Schiff.)
So here we are. And tomorrow the House votes on sending the articles to the Senate.
Just imagine if Pelosi had not waited, insisting on witnesses and a fair trial. #MoscowMitch would have been well on his way to exonerating Benedict Donald by now. In fact, Trump would be thumping the lectern in triumph at his Milwaukee "show" tonight.
Instead, tomorrow the articles will cross Capitol Hill in the shadow of Lev's weird scribbles at the Ritz-Carlton ("Get Zelensky to annonce [sic] that the Biden case will be investigated"), Giuliani pressing for meetings even before Zelensky was inaugurated ("In my capacity as personal counsel to President Trump and with his knowledge and consent, I request a meeting with you"), and Robert F. Hyde's spooky texts to Lev about thugs he knew who were game to assassinate Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch ("They are willing to help if we/you would like a price").
Sorry, pundits. Sorry, Senate Republicans up for dicey re-election this year. Nancy Pelosi wins again. As we observed back in September, the she-coon walks just before the light of day. We cats PURR.
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