*YAWN*

By Baxter

Things we don't care about:

• Jeff Bezos and his dick-like rocket shooting into space (although it's nice that he gave Chef José Andrés $100 million)
  
• Prince Harry's memoir
• Britney Spears (yes, we know that women should be concerned, legally speaking, but Britney was a supporter of George W. Bush, so trouble us with the story of someone we respect instead)
• January 6th insurrectionists who are worried about losing their jobs
• The opinion of anyone who cites HIPAA regarding their vaccination status when they clearly don't understand what HIPAA is
• The Olympic Games, unless of course they get canceled, in which case we'll celebrate

Thank you for coming to our TED Talk. We cats PURR.