By Sniffles
Benedict Donald loves to boast about his landslide-that-wasn't in 2024, but he'll never be able to get the crushing margin of victory that Mark Carney just achieved in Canada's Liberal Party leadership race — nearly 86 percent! Not bad for someone who's never run for anything before.
And thanks to Trump's ridiculous recent insults to Canada, all our electronic devices lit up with special bulletins about Carney's election. We can't remember the last time something like that happened.
In his speech today, Carney repeated his great line "In trade, as in hockey, Canada will win," and needled Trump: "There's someone who's trying to weaken our economy. He's attacking Canadian workers, families, and businesses. We can't let him succeed." And he took direct aim at Conservatives' loathsome leader: "Poilievre's plan will leave us divided and ready to be conquered. Because a person who worships at the altar of Donald Trump will kneel before him, not stand up to him."
This is the kind of language we like to hear. Democrats, please take note. We cats PURR.
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