By Miss Kubelik
It can't be good for the Trumpsters when rumor has it that the Republicans are in trouble in FL-06. It appears that Josh Weil, the Democratic Congressional candidate, is trailing within the margin of error to the repulsive Republican candidate, Randy Fine. This much is clear: If the GOP were sure of a cakewalk, maybe Benedict Donald wouldn't have yanked Elise "Elsie" Stefanik's nomination to be Ambassador to the UN. And it seems a cakewalk they will not get.
That's just one story that broke in the last few days that made for a bad week for MAGA. How terrible was it? Let us count the ways:
1. Signalgate, of course. We have to assume it's not good that people are wondering if the Secretary of Defense was drunk when he ordered airstrikes on Yemen. How long will Hegseth last? People are already posting his photo next to the now-familiar Liz Truss head of lettuce.
2. On top of Signalgate, news broke that Team Trump left their Venmo and other online information public. Goodness gracious, but Russia and China must be having a field day.
3. JD Vance's visit to Greenland was an utter shitshow.
4. Benedict Donald had to go hat in hand to Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney for a phone conversation. It happened today — after which Carney said Trump respected Canadian sovereignty during the call. "Perhaps there was a different impression before about how strong Canada really is," he said. For his part, Trump indicated that he and Carney would speak after the federal election. Whoops, guess that means Donald thinks the Liberals are going to win, yes?
5. Neil Drabkin, the Conservative candidate for the NDG-Westmount riding in Montreal, has asserted that his federal leader Pierre Poilievre has the respect of "people close to Trump." Wow, what a death knell. Or, as our favorite Montreal journalist put it, "Neil Drabkin, you screeching fool. You just let the cat out of the bag. PP and the Cons are just stand-ins for Trump and Musk, waiting to do their bidding."
6. Musk has been forced to stop bribing people to vote in Wisconsin.
Finally, let's remind ourselves again that an Executive Order is not a law. Governing by EO is a sign of weakness, not of strength. We cats PURR.
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