Monday, April 21, 2025

Francis Says Over And Out

By Sniffles

This is one of our favorite photos of Pope Francis, who after meeting with JD Vance this weekend apparently decided, "I'm outta here." (And it's certainly proof that he met with much better men than Vance.)

Francis's death today was a surprise after his recent lengthy hospitalization, but it's potentially good news that before he checked out, he managed to appoint half of the College of Cardinals — not unlike President Biden and all those judges. So maybe there's hope that the church won't go back to a 16th-century-type guy.

We're rooting for the Filipino dude, Cardinal Chito. He'd be the first Asian, seems relatively lefty, and it would be fun to have a pope with a name like that. Meanwhile, we cats salute Francis for being significantly less awful than his predecessors, and we PURR.

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