Wednesday, April 23, 2025

If Trump Were Normal


By Zamboni

Since we have an upcoming papal funeral, here's a favorite meme from an earlier one. (That's John Paul II, not St. Nicholas. And Benedict, who died two years ago, doesn't really count, does he? Quitter.)

We looked at the list of pooh-bahs who are planning to attend Francis's service on Saturday, and were happy to see that Prime Minister Mark Carney is sending the Governor-General of Canada instead, seeing as how there's a big election taking place on Monday and all. It also dawned on us that if Benedict Donald were a human being, he would invite Joe Biden, who was only our second Catholic President, and former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to fly over with him. But he's a narcissist and a sociopath, so he won't. We cats HISS.

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