It didn't take long to notice last night that social media platforms was simply ablaze with chatter about Benedict Donald being... dead.
He hadn't appeared in public since Wednesday, and as we know to the best of our ability, his health is not good. Anyway, the trending topics and clever comments were hilarious (we lost count of the images of ready-to-pop Champagne). The interwebs were united in anticipation.
And then this morning, this blurry image emerged, and everyone stood down. "That's okay!" someone skeeted. "It was a good practice run for when he really dies!"
Trump may be alive, but he looks terrible (that is, if this is really him). Is the White House going to explain the weight gain and the fat face? Don't hold your breath. Our theory is that he was on Ozempic or Wegovy or one of those miraculous slimming drugs, but had to quit taking it because it had a contraindication with his medication for chronic venous insuffiiciency (or whatever serious condition he has).
The Trumpsters claim to be transparent, but of course that's total crap. There is so much we don't know. Perhaps we'll find out when "it" really happens — until then, we cats HISS and PURR at the same time.
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