It looks like the floodgates have really opened on sexual harassment, abuse and assault — at the workplace, and in other places. We cats have been struck by the observation that the difference between Harvey Weinstein and Donald Trump is that Weinstein's community rejected him. We're still waiting for the "MAGA" crowd to do the same.
It's also caught our attention that a certain former Republican President has been outed by four women now as a serial butt squeezer. Maybe this is one step down from pussy grabbing, but as pussies ourselves, we can testify that it's no less welcome. We've posed for pictures with President Jimmy Carter many times, and while he's been quick to slip a friendly arm around us, nothing untoward has ever occurred. (You're supposed to lust in your hearts, fellas.)
What bugs us the most about all this is that Republicans tend to lecture everyone else that they should be living saintly lives. So when they're outed as louts and curs, the humiliation should be double, no?
To that end, let's imagine some delicious scenarios in which hateful, soulless, judging members of the GOP get caught being naughty:
Paul Ryan is arrested for possessing child pornography.
A gay prostitute plays patty-cake with Roy Moore — with photos.
Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao has a lesbian affair. (Mitch McConnell, naturally, says nothing.)
Steve Bannon tries to skip out on a bill at Hooters and gets beaten to death by a mob of angry, big-busted servers.
These things could happen! Because Republicans are — what's the word? — finger-wagging hypocrites. We cats PURR.
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