"Where Are All The Benghazi Patriots Now?"

Trump's idea of comforting Green Beret La David Johnson's widow was to tell her that her husband "knew what he signed up for, but I guess it still hurts." We wonder how Trump would know, since he's a draft dodger who was golfing when Sergeant Johnson's body was retrieved.

As Mamie Van Doren — yep, that Mamie Van Doren — so accurately tweeted, "Trump is obsessed with jealousy over the memory and popularity of President Obama." Or maybe he's just an inhuman monster. We cats are almost too disgusted to HISS.