More good news about who will not run for President next year: Michael Bloomberg is taking a pass. We cats truly appreciate Hizzoner's statement that we must instead "nominate a Democrat who will be in the strongest position to defeat Donald Trump and bring our country back together."
We do have a suggestion for Bloomberg, however. Please, sir, feel most welcome to drop $500 million on taking back the Senate, protecting House freshman and destroying Coffee Man. Public service at its best!
We also had another thought about that list of 81 Trumpsters from whom the House Judiciary Committee is demanding documents. It's such a breathtaking roster, and so illustrative of this Administration's perfidy, that we decided to create a "to do" list for anyone thinking about going to work for Benedict Donald.
Dear Idiot,
So you've received an offer from the Russian asset in the Oval Office? A word to the wise. Whether it's for a job in the White House, an executive agency, the RNC or the 2020 campaign, get ready to:
- Say goodbye to every friend/relative you have who is not a Trumpster.
- Say goodbye to your reputation (and, as in the case of Michael Cohen, maybe your freedom).
- Call your doctor and get prescriptions for Xanax, Ambien, etc.
- Hire a lawyer, or a bunch of lawyers.
- Start a GoFundMe campaign to pay your legal bills.
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