The censored Mueller Report came out today. (We refuse to say "redacted." It's too polite, too Inside-the-Beltway. And as Americans, we demand our rights to an unadulterated Mueller. Come on, BuzzFeed — or somebody — get a leaked copy of the whole thing, please.)
Anyway, here are some interesting things we learned:
In Huckabee Sanders speak, "countless" means "none."
Like everyone else who enters Benedict Donald's orbit, William Barr is garbage now.
Despite all of Barr's huffing and puffing, the Trump campaign colluded with Russia in plain view (and surely not-so-plain view).
Just three weeks ago, Trumpsters who had previously trashed Robert Mueller began praising him after Barr released his "summary." Now, they're back to trashing him. Jeez, make up your minds.
Bernie Sanders has a lot of 'splainin' to do.
Mueller referred a passel of ongoing criminal cases to other prosecutors. And more members of Congress are signing on to impeachment. If we were Benedict Donald and his merry band of traitors, we would not sleep well tonight.
In short, this is not the end. It's a whole new beginning. We cats HISS and PURR at the same time.
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