Things We'd Like To See

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By Sniffles

Amid reports that tomorrow in El Paso it's going to be 99 degrees and conditions at Trump's concentration camps are only getting worse:

It's time for a jailbreak. Somebody needs to smuggle some kids and/or babies out NOW. (See above: It can be done!)

Barring that, it's time for somebody to sneak out photos and videos — preferably both. Come on, folks, it's 2019. Everyone in the world has a cellphone, for heaven's sake.

The next time Mike Pence gives a sit-down interview, he should be asked to his smugly uptight, faux-Christian face about whether the ICE camp guards are giving migrant girls of menstruating age sanitary napkins. To his face.

Marco Rubio needs to stop moronically tweeting from the Bible while innocent children are being killed by Trump.

Finally, if we can't have any of those things, we'd like to see "The Investigation" — a dramatic reading of the Mueller Report by actors we love (e.g., Annette Bening, Zachary Quinto, Jason Alexander and Alfre Woodard). That would make us PURR.