By Miss Kubelik
Much as we hate to say it, dogs are in the news today. It wasn't bad enough that Rafael Cruz jetted off to Cancun while Texans were expiring from hypothermia and carbon monoxide poisoning — he left his dog behind, alone in a freezing house. Sign us up for the Save Snowflake campaign! That canine needs a new home.
The other dog story concerns new White House resident Champ Biden. Champ is a German shepherd who, in dog years, is in his mid-eighties. The Bidens adopted Major, who is much younger, to keep Champ on his toes. But now the right-wing nutcases over at Newsmax have decided Champ is no champ at all. "He looks like he's from the junkyard," said one of their silly hosts.
Is this all they've got? President Biden's approval level is at around 62 percent, so apparently there's nothing left to do but go after his dog. What's going to happen when the Bidens get their cat?
We hope that Joe Biden channels his inner FDR and has some fun with this pathetic nonsense. Here's the Fala speech from the 1944 campaign to inspire him. It doesn't matter how many times we've seen it — we laugh every time. We cats PURR.
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