Saturday, April 17, 2021

Gewgaws


By Baxter

We can't stop looking at Justin Trudeau's home office. Here he is, talking to the Premiers of Newfoundland & Labrador, Prince Edward Island and Nova Scotia — all of whom have handled the coronavirus pandemic better than Doug Ford — about how they can pitch in to help Ontario, which is in pretty dire straits.

A super-serious topic. But other things are on our minds.

What's the story behind the Star Wars spaceship on his corner shelf, and the football and the cowboy hats at the top? And what about that folded American flag in a display case on the bottom shelf of the table behind him? Why does he have two Kleenex boxes, and what's in the Tupperware container on his desk? Froot Loops?

It's unclear whether answers to such pressing questions will be available any time soon. But in the meantime, we give the Prime Minister a 10 on Room Rater. And we're glad to see that unlike the Liberal MP from Quebec on Zoom the other day, he's wearing clothes. Very professional. We cats PURR.

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