Pedo Who?

By Miss Kubelik

One of the fixations of QAnon conspiracy theories is pedophilia. That is, that Democrats are a bunch of kid-fanciers who traffic children and drink the blood of babies...or something like that.

(We can't believe we're even talking about stuff like this. But that's how far off the deep end the Republican Party has gone.)

Anyhoo, it's dawned on us that our political party is not the one with the pedophilia problem. Here's a rather impressive Republican list:

• Failed Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore lurked around a major shopping mall, trying to pick up young girls — to the point where he was banned by the mall.
  

• Congressman Matt Gaetz is in potential hot water for paying for sex with a 17-year-old. (His faithful sidekick, Joel Greenberg, has pleaded guilty to same. Film at eleven.)

• Senate Republican Conference and Trump digital strategist Ruben A. Verastigui was arrested on child porn charges in February. (Need we also mention he worked for pro-life groups?)

• George Nader, a 2016 Trump campaign adviser, pleaded guilty to child sex trafficking and possession of child porn in January 2020.

• Donald Trump has always made it clear that he would love to have sex with his daughter.
  

• And now, a Republican candidate hoping to depose Liz Cheney from her Congressional seat has been revealed to have impregnated a 14-year-old.

In the past, Democrats have often been accused of having madcap social lives. We can't remember anyone raping a child, however. Willing to be corrected, in the meantime, we cats HISS.