By Sniffles
Listen, we cats would like nothing better than if John F. Kennedy Jr. were still alive. The anniversary of his death, coming up next month, is always depressing. And it's just one more reason to hate the QAnon fools, for toying with our emotions about it.
Because believe it or not, the Qidiots think that this guy (below, on the left) is JFK Jr. His name is really Vincent Fusca, and he shows up at Trump rallies, where they beg for selfies with him — requests he obliges before (they believe) he'll join Benedict Donald to rule America:
Meanwhile, those of us connected with reality know some important truths: It's 108 in Portland, Oregon, and climate change is real. Nobody, we're sorry to say, is going to be found alive in that hideous pile of rubble in Surfside, Florida. President Biden is not going to be denied communion at Catholic Mass. And the Trump Organization is on the verge of being indicted.
The news can be downright dispiriting. But it really is better to face facts than to be seduced by ridiculous pipe dreams and conspiracies. So, yes, as sad as it is, we know that John Kennedy Jr. died in a plane crash in 1999. We wish it never happened, but we know it did. And we HISS.
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