By Zamboni
You know how people aren't naming their babies "Donald" anymore? Ever wonder why? We cats think we know.
And on that note, the main culprit for the "Donald" disaffection had a super-awful day today. You may not have noticed because 1) you were busy living your life, or 2) the news you consumed was primarily about how terrible Benjamin Netanyahu is for Israel, or 3) maybe you only care about women's basketball right now. All understandable. But take it from us, Trump's Thursday was not great. Here's why.
1). The judge in Trump's RICO case in Georgia refused to dismiss the case on free speech grounds.
2). The judge in the Stormy Daniels hush-money case rejected Trump's silly immunity argument. The trial will go forward on April 15.
3). Judge Aileen Cannon turned away Trump's request to dismiss the stolen documents case, although she also handed down a decision that could complicate life for Jack Smith later. (Which means an appeal to the 11th Circuit to remove Cannon could be nigh. Stay tuned.)
4). "No Labels" called it quits for 2024. No candidate.
5). Nebraska legislators defeated a Trumpy bid to change how the state distributes Electoral College votes. This was a Hail Mary by Benedict Donald's supporters to deny Biden 270 EVs and possibly throw the 2024 election to the House of Representatives. Nope, nope, nopity nope.
6). Trump's $175 million bond in the New York civil fraud case may not pass muster. New York Attorney General Tish James is checking it out.
What continues to be amazing is that all this can happen to one guy and he's still the presumptive Republican Party nominee. How the mighty GOP has fallen. We cats salute all of Donald's tsuris, and we PURR.
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