Tuesday, July 30, 2024

Dude Developments

By Miss Kubelik

Word last night was that Elon Musk suddenly deactivated the Twitter account for White Dudes for Harris. Well, it's back today. Who knows what the hell is going on over there? We're still on the platform, but are keeping watch in case there comes a time between now and when Mark Cuban buys it that we need to bail.

(No, Mark Cuban is not buying Twitter. Yet. We just like the idea.)

Meanwhile, it looks like the White Dudes organizing call was a great success. And speaking of male people of pale-ish pigment, since the Harris campaign announced a tour of swing states for next week, rumors are abounding that the Vice President is close to selecting her running mate. Here's the best advice we saw on social media for whenever her decision is announced:

"I’m hereby letting everyone know that if Kamala picks a VP who isn’t your first choice, you have 24 minutes to be salty. That's it. I don’t wanna see whiney posts. Not one. Got it?

"CLARIFICATION: The 24 minutes is like PTO. Use it when you need it. If you don't use it, you lose it. No accrual. If you don't need it, you can donate it someone who does.

"Also, I chose 24 minutes because it’s the 2024 election and we’re Never Going Back." We cats PURR.

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