It's been a week, an eternity in politics, and the Jeffrey Epstein files story just won't die. Even though Epstein himself did.
The last we checked, Dan Bongino was about to bolt the FBI (a job he seems to hate anyway), and MAGA world was still erupting over Pam Bondi's Epstein announcement back on July 6. All this was happening because not only did Donald himself campaign on releasing Epstein's client list, he told Bondi to get the ball rolling — after which she told the world in February that the files were "on her desk." But now the administration was saying that Epstein's client list doesn't exist at all — and, oh, by the way, Jeffrey really, truly did commit suicide. (Did somebody in the press ask that recently? We don't recall.)
Then Donald tweeted this weekend that the "Files" actually did exist, and were created by his political enemies.
"For years, it's Epstein, over and over again," Benedict Donald huffed and puffed on Saturday. "Why are we giving publicity to Files written by Obama, Crooked Hillary, Comey, Brennan, and the Losers and Criminals of the Biden Administration?"
Well, all righty, then. Are you following all this?
MAGA's Epstein meltdown has been so alarming to Trump that he's been desperately trying to change the subject. Out of the blue, he threatened to take away Rosie O'Donnell's American citizenship. (Sorry, Donald, but that's not a thing.) And O'Donnell promptly responded with the most Epstein-y thing ever. See above.
Nice job, Rosie — 10/10, as they say, no notes. We cats PURR.
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