When you have as many lives as we cats do, you sometimes forget the paltry span of humans' existence. Nevertheless, it's dawned on us that Americans of a certain age are about to witness their THIRD Presidential impeachment (or near-impeachment) in living memory. Amazing!
And that doesn't even include the upcoming Bill Barr impeachment, the Mike Pompeo impeachment, and — who knows? — maybe even the Mike Pence impeachment. After all, Pence was yanked back from Ukraine President Zelensky's inauguration. What did Mikey know, and when did he know it?
Meanwhile, we have a suggestion for Madam Speaker and her Democratic caucus in the house. You guys are surely headed toward a Benedict Donald impeachment, but would it be possible to censure the bastard as well? We're thinking specifically about his Adam Schiff "arrest for treason" tweet. Let's get every damn House Republican on the record about that tweet, and whether that kind of behavior toward a fellow member should be allowed to stand.
But why stop there? Keep introducing censure motions for other tweets. The "civil war" quote immediately comes to mind — some think that it alone is grounds for impeachment. But we'll settle for censure. And then, let's call up every despicable thing Benedict Donald has ever said — from "enemy of the people" to Hurricane Dorian hitting Alabama to "the squad" and beyond — and censure him for those, too.
Sigh. Speaker Pelosi will not allow that, of course. But we can dream, can't we? We cats PURR.
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