Can it really almost be a year since we cats first posted about Woody the Talking Christmas Tree? Hang onto your Cinnabons, it's true!
Woody is a talking holiday decoration that annually badgers shoppers and scares small children at a mall in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. (There's a dude inside who interacts with mall patrons in real time.) He can be appeased by offerings of those revoltingly sticky-sweet, commercially produced cinnamon buns that, for years, have surely helped spike diabetes rates in North America. And tomorrow is the Wake Up Woody 2024 unveiling party at the mall. Quick, can we grab a flight to Halifax?
In the depressing wake of the 2024 election, lots of folks are hauling out the holly early and trimming the tree before their spirits fall again. But Woody is not your average feel-good holiday bauble. In fact, he's kind of sick and disturbed, which is a sensation we can relate to in the last two and a half weeks. Go, Woody, go! We cats PURR.
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