We cats feel like having a Wisconsin-themed party tonight. Where did we put that cheesehead?
That's because the cross-eyed college dropout from the Badger State is apparently dropping out again — this time, from the 2016 Republican clown car. Vaya con Dios, Scooter-Pie, we hardly knew ye.
Walker was a victim of Donald Trump, yes, but also of himself. He could get away with busting unions, demonizing teachers and taking healthcare away from women back home. But when it came to connecting nationally, he fell flat on his stupid face. And the fact that one of his biggest donors publicly signaled that he'd jump ship — wearing several life vests, but not a single one imprinted S.S. Walker — was huge.
Ah, well. Looks like America is going to miss out on having a First Lady called "Tonette." We just have two questions: Will anyone remember that Walker always claimed to be his own best political guru? And will anyone ask Joni Ernst how she feels since she wasted all that time with Walker on her silly Iowa "Roast n' Ride"? We cats PURR.
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