Tuesday, September 22, 2015

The Cat In The Hat


We cats were totally thinking Donald Trump or Kim Davis for a Halloween costume — you know, a buffoon with bad hair — but thanks to today's Pope Frankie kickoff, now we're leaning toward Roman and regal.

And yes, Your Holiness, please respond to Change.org's petition and bless our shabby and embarrassing Washington Metro. Maybe it's the only way we'll get the escalators fixed. We cats PURR.

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