It's the final night of the Democratic National Convention, and already the day has completely sucked for you if you're a Republican.
Heartless MAGAts have been dragged all day on social media for mocking Tim Walz's special-needs son Gus, who displayed such filial affection last night that parents across America were no doubt clutching their chests in agonized envy. Millions of moms and dads must think: "If my kid would express love for me like that in front of the entire freaking world, I would die happy."
If that weren't enough, JD Vance stopped in at a doughnut shop in Valdosta, Georgia, in one of the worst retail-politics encounters ever recorded. Let's just say that the Black woman forced to wait on him was, to put it gently, completely unengaged. As were her co-workers. Even Mike Pence — Mike Pence — tweeted, "At least I know how to order doughnuts." Mikey! The shade you throw!
Meanwhile, social media have been consumed with the identity of the alleged DNC special guest tonight — which means that traffic and interest have been driven even higher all day. Will it be Beyoncé? Taylor Swift? Liz Cheney? Melania? The tweets have flown thick and fast. We cats can't wait to see, and we PURR.
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