Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Trans(portation) Meets Trans(gender)



By Miss Kubelik

Wow, it's finally Infrastructure Week! The nation knows that because a). President Biden announced his $2 trillion plan to (literally) Build Back Better today, and b). Secretary Pete said it was.

If you're a scarred survivor of four years of Donald Trump, you know that infrastructure was something they were always promising and never delivering on. Like the Republican healthcare plan. So, this is fun!

It's also the International Transgender Day of Visibility. We cats are observing it with scratchy kisses and lots of support, tempered by the knowledge that Republicans around the country are suddenly making trans people (and particularly trans women) public enemy #1 with cruel and draconian legislation.

On the other hand, Biden has just reversed the Trump rules against trans troops, and the Pentagon is busy turning everything around 180 degrees. Which is a good thing.

It's probably reasonable to think that the Biden infrastructure plan will happen. The Republican Party is in such disarray that it should change its name to something that starts with a D so the media get to write their usual lazy, alliterative headlines. No Republicans voted for the COVID rescue plan, but they barely mounted any pushback to it, either. (And as noted, some have even gleefully claimed credit.) They've mostly spent their time on Dr. Seuss, jungle cruises at the border, and "protecting" women's sports from those evil trans folks.

So all in all, not a bad day. And we haven't even mentioned Matt Gaetz. But how do you know he's in trouble? Easy-peasey: The GOP is screaming about Hunter Biden again. We cats PURR.

Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Bad Boys

By Zamboni

This is a terrific shirt. If we cats wore clothes, we'd get one. Because everywhere we look, Republicans are behaving so, so badly. A short roundup:

The first news about Matt Gaetz that was swirling around today was an Axios report that he was thinking of bagging his Congressional gig for a job at Newsmax. (Never mind that Rick Wilson has pronounced Newsmax "the Paramus Mall of ex-Trump fluffers.") Then — GASP! — screaming headlines that Gaetz was under investigation by DOJ for sex trafficking. That's what you call a dude in his late 30s who palls around with a 17-year-old. Family values!

Needless to say, Twitter is going wild. Gaetz seems to be losing it, too.

Meanwhile, Madison Cawthorn, the wheelchair wanker from North Carolina, is the latest member of the GOP to brag on a stimulus bill that he and every single one of his Republican colleagues opposed. "Happy to announce," he tweeted, that his district was getting money, going on to cite about $20 million to various health service organizations. "Proud to see tax-payer [sic] dollars returned to NC-11," he preened. What's more breathtaking: the moxie or the hypocrisy?

And finally, hot off the press: G. Gordon Liddy has joined Rush Limbaugh in hell. For those of you without nine lives, Liddy was the misbehaving Republican back in the day — the lead White House Plumber in the Watergate scandal. Perhaps you've heard the old story about Liddy entertaining at a party by holding his hand in a candle flame? ("The trick is not minding," he allegedly said.)

We all thought he was nuts. But considering that the GOP is now home to the likes of Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, Roger Stone, Jim Jordan, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Gaetz and Cawthorn, Donald Trump, and a host of other reprobates, Liddy seems almost sane. We cats HISS.

Monday, March 29, 2021

Not Safe

By Baxter

The country has been so consumed by COVID that we forgot for a while that we have another public health crisis plaguing us: gun violence. The memory lapse was easy, because while we were all staying home in quarantine, mass shootings came to a halt.

But now, with Atlanta and Boulder, it appears they've started back up again. Plus all those everyday killings, which never stopped and which rarely make the news beyond the police blotter, are still cranking along, we're sorry to say.

So this photo from a story in The Washington Post makes us sick. As in, hack-up-a-hairball sick. This is a father and son in South Carolina a few years back. The kid grew up in a house with guns. The kid has been dead since 2014. On his 11th birthday, he took his father's revolver out of the family gun safe and shot himself in the head. He was able to do it because the key was left sitting right on top of the safe.

This family has learned the hard way that guns in the house make things more dangerous, not less. Children find them and kill other people or themselves. Abusive husbands murder their wives. Arguments escalate into fatalities. The key word is "opportunity." A gun in the house is an opportunity for tragedy to happen.

Congress needs to pass background checks, yes — and renew the ban on assault weapons, absolutely. But it would also be super-great if Congress would also once again allow the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to study gun violence and determine which gun safety measures work best, and how families like this kid's can keep their lives from getting ruined. With the NRA bankrupt and in tatters, isn't that at least possible?

In the meantime, it would also be nice if America could stop its love affair with guns. What will it take? Publishing the crime-scene photos from Sandy Hook? We cats HISS.

Saturday, March 27, 2021

Tidbits And Cat Treats: First Night Of Passover Edition


By Sniffles

Observing Passover tonight? Chag sameach! For the rest of you, here are our furry thoughts on the latest political developments.

Sorry to start on a negative note, but Deborah Birx makes us sick. "[Trump is] so attentive to the scientific literature and the details and the data," she famously said. "I think his ability to analyze and integrate data that comes out of his long history in business has really been a real benefit." She should never be able to rehabilitate herself after spewing this drivel. Sorry, Deb.

We're not flying, we can drink something other than Diet Sprite, and we can easily go to Lowe's instead. So it'll be pretty painless for us to boycott Delta Airlines, Coca-Cola and Home Depot until they condemn Georgia's restrictive voting laws. In the meantime, it would be great if Major League Baseball would move the 2021 All-Star game from Atlanta.

Ted Cruz has really gotten fat. Goodness gracious.

We cats are totally into infrastructure, and not just because Mayor Pete is Transportation Secretary. Infrastructure affects all our lives, and actually is a quality of life and human rights issue. (Doesn't everyone deserve to have access to clean water?) Anyway, we completely support President Biden's plan to tax corporate America and the one percent to pay for it. "I want to change the paradigm," Biden said. "We start to reward work, not just wealth." This is so great.

Mitt Romney has won the 2020 Profiles in Courage award for his vote to convict Benedict Donald in his first impeachment trial. This is okay. However, it would have been better if the Atlanta Dream had gotten it. They promoted Raphael Warnock's candidacy, and they helped chase repulsive Republican Kelly Loeffler out of the Senate. Maybe for 2021, since Warnock was successfully elected this January?

Fire Louis DeJoy now, USPS Governing Board.

Finally, just want to say that come 2022 or any future elections, if a candidate didn't vote to certify Joe Biden as the winner in 2020, or didn't condemn the insurrectionists of January 6, that's a deal breaker for us. Putting you all on notice, Saratoga County Republicans who might knock on our door next year. Do so at your peril. We cats PURR.

Friday, March 26, 2021

"I Am Disheartened, Saddened And Angry"


Tonight, in the wake of Brian Kemp signing a wildly restrictive new set of voter suppression laws (under the gaze of a bunch of white guys and beneath a painting of a plantation), let's revisit President Jimmy Carter's recent statement on what's going on in Georgia.

"In 1962, I ran to represent the 14th Senate District in the Georgia legislature. I won my Senate seat, but only after the courts ruled that a ballot box had been illegally 'stuffed' with votes for my opponent. My experience with our election system was one of the reasons Rosalynn and I created The Carter Center. Since 1989, we have observed 113 elections in 39 countries and helped build consensus on standards for democratic elections, perhaps the most fundamental of which are the rights to vote and be elected.

"One thing we have learned from our international work is that while states must safeguard the integrity of the election process to prevent fraud, this should not be at the expense of voters’ access to the polls. They should proactively expand voter access through safe, secure administrative practices.

"Since that 1962 Senate race, Georgia has established itself as a leader in providing voter access and taking steps to enhance election integrity. Georgia now uses technologies that provide a paper trail allowing voters to review their ballot before it is cast. In addition, Georgia requires post-election risk-limiting audits that make it possible to check the accuracy of voting machines. Indeed, November saw a successful set of elections with record turnout and few or no fraudulent ballots counted — which should make us all proud.

"Now, as our state legislators seek to turn back the clock through legislation that will restrict access to voting for many Georgians, I am disheartened, saddened and angry. Many of the proposed changes are reactions to allegations of fraud for which no evidence was produced — allegations that were, in fact, refuted through various audits, recounts and other measures. The proposed changes appear to be rooted in partisan interests, not in the interests of all Georgia voters.

"I also am disappointed that advocates for these restrictive changes have repeatedly and selectively referenced a report prepared by a 2005 commission that I co-chaired with former Secretary of State James Baker. While our report noted a few good and bad examples of vote-by-mail practices, its main recommendation was that further study of voting by mail was needed. In the 16 years since the report’s release, vote-by-mail practices have progressed significantly as new technologies have been developed. In light of these advances, I believe that voting by mail can be conducted in a manner that ensures election integrity. This is just one of several ways to expand access to the voting process for voters across the state, regardless of political affiliation.  

"American democracy means every eligible person has the right to vote in an election that is fair, open and secure. It should be flexible enough to meet the electorate’s changing needs. As Georgians, we must protect these values. We must not lose the progress we have made. We must not promote confidence among one segment of the electorate by restricting the participation of others. Our goal always should be to increase, not decrease, voter participation."

(IMAGE: Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter observe elections in Bhaktapur, Nepal, in 2008.)

Thursday, March 25, 2021

Operation Badass, The Sequel

By Hubie and Bertie

What was the best thing about President Biden's press conference today? That he didn't call on FOX? Quite possibly. But there were a lot of other best things. Totally best. POTUS was really on his game.

We're liking this Joe Biden even more than when we first opined about him nearly two months ago. This afternoon he announced a new goal of 200 million vaccines in his first 100 days, rightly slammed Team Benedict Donald on immigration, talked reasonably and intelligently about China, and called GOP voter suppression "sick." (It is.) He also chided reporters for asking silly stuff — which happened often — and teased them about their multiple follow-ups ("Am I giving you too long an answer? I don't know how much detail you want about immigration").

Journalists, a word of advice: When you indignantly badger the White House for weeks for a press conference, it's good, when they finally hold one, if you ask better questions.

Astoundingly, reporters didn't ask anything about the pandemic, the stimulus, the economy or infrastructure, all of which affect Americans' lives every day. (Infrastructure includes roads, bridges and potholes, remember.) These folks need to get out of Washington more. Meanwhile, Biden's performance was so boss, you could hear the air going out of the GOP balloon miles away.

After Biden won the election, we noticed he seemed different. Could this be the guy whom we used to watch as he joyfully swore in Senators, horsing around with all the families and having a great time? It was a real transformation. Because now, at age 78, with his ultimate goal achieved, he seemed to realize the mantle of responsibility that had fallen on him, and his manner became graver. Call it Presidential. We cats like both Joe Bidens, and we PURR.

Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Happy National Equal Pay Day


Megan, "Midge," Jill and Joe in the Oval Office. What a fabulous departure from the Trumpsters! Now, if the Bidens would just get rid of those awful gold drapes. We cats PURR.

Stimmies


By Miss Kubelik

Did you get your stimulus check yet? We cats are trying to decide how to spend ours. Maybe the world's biggest box of catnip? A lifetime supply of feather toys? A bathtub full of ping-pong balls? We should all do our part and inject a little money into the economy, you know.

It's unclear whether Joe Biden's name was on the check. It doesn't matter, as long as Democrats keep hammering home the message: Republicans didn't want you to have this.

But "stimmies" are not the only money flying around these days. Perhaps you heard that, financially speaking, the Democratic National Committee just had its best February ever in a non-election year?

This is good news as we look toward 2022, and it happened in the same month that Biden shifted the resources of his 2020 Presidential campaign over to the DNC — including donor and volunteer info and (super-important) fundraising. 

"Top advisers say Biden is not expected to create a committee for his own re-election until after the midterm elections next year," The Washington Post reported. "That means the money he raises between now and then will go to broader party-building efforts and other candidates." And Punchbowl has since averred that Team Biden has transferred $10 million in campaign funds as well.

Now, that's a stimulus we can get behind. With the conventional wisdom predicting challenges for Democrats in 2022, Biden's moves signal to us that he's committed to avoiding a repeat of 2010. We cats PURR.

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Texas Road To Ruin

By Zamboni

"It's no worse than the flu," Trumpsters tried — and still try — to tell us, even after almost 550,000 deaths from COVID-19. It's as counterintuitive as Benedict Donald seeking credit for vaccine development and yet refusing to get the shot publicly himself. (Lots of deluded Trumpsters are refusing to get it at all.) It's government control and a Biden plot, they bleat. Freedom!

Tell that to the thousands of people who have tested positive and have neurological problems like blurred vision, brain fog, and even psychosis. One COVID patient, a former Marine, went completely paranoid. He thought federal agents were following him, that police scanners were reporting his every move, and that his neighbor's air vent was a submarine periscope. He's making a slow recovery but has been hospitalized in a psycho ward twice.

When we read about folks like this, we are completely befuddled about why Republicans are so cavalier about this damn virus. Who wants to chance stuff like this? Who even wants to lose their senses of smell and taste for weeks and months at a time? It sounds so depressing.

And who wants to risk ending up like Kent Taylor, the founder of the Texas Roadhouse restaurant chain, who was so despondent about his long-COVID side effects that he killed himself last week?

Dude was being driven mad by incessant tinnitus. But sure, Greg Abbott, open Texas. We cats HISS.

Sunday, March 21, 2021

Good For What Ails Us


There's plenty of stuff to be upset about these days: the rise of white nationalism, spring breaker idiots, GOP voter suppression. We can't let down our guard against the forces of evil. But every now and then, we see a photo like this, and remembering how terrible everything was just a couple of months ago, we feel so much better. We cats PURR.

Saturday, March 20, 2021

State Of The 51st State


By Baxter

Here's a "fringe idea moving to the mainstream" that we can get behind.

We're so tired of reading about how white supremacy and QAnon crap have been injected into the political bloodstream. It's time that Democrats injected a few wild ideas of our own. Case in point: statehood for the District of Columbia.

This was on our radar more than 40 years ago. (Yes! We cats have nine lives, so we've been around for a long time.) It seemed radical at one point, but then you realize that folks whose primary residences are in the District are denied full Congressional representation. Hence the inspiration for DC license plates.

You know what? It's time. Even Donald Trump's cars had plates like this.

Republicans have long opposed DC statehood because it would add one Representative and, more crucially, two Senate seats, to Congress — in other words, three more Democrats, and, probably, three more Black Democrats. How awful for them! But considering how off the deep end they've gone — and how bold the Democrats have become since we took the Senate by a razor-thin margin — maybe now is the moment to seize upon, to even things out.

"The jolt of momentum stems in part from an increasingly urgent desire among Democrats to act while they have power to erode what they see as Republican structural advantages in the nation’s democracy — including the Senate," The Washington Post reports. We agree. Carpe diem, Democrats! We cats PURR.

Friday, March 19, 2021

Lest We Furr-get: WWRD?


By Sniffles

What would Ronnie do? We cats have nine lives, so we remember well the days when Ronald Reagan became a hero to the slobbering American right simply by reciting a movie line. "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!" Kinda like "I paid for this microphone!" All very silly.

What's clear, though, is that Reagan was the ultimate anti-Soviet, anti-Russian, American super-dude. Republicans embraced and worshiped him for it. But that was then.

Now, the Republican Party is colluding with Russia, changing its platform — when it had one — to please Russia, and is salivating over not Reagan but Vladimir Putin. (Vlad, who has had his feelings hurt by being called a "killer," has challenged Joe Biden to a debate. Which is ridiculous. But guess who the Trumpsters and the GOP are rooting for?)

We still don't know why so many GOP Senators spent Independence Day 2018 in Moscow, including Ron Johnson, so recently outed as spouting Russian talking points. It is all a gigantic treasonous clusterf*ck. So how fast is Ronnie spinning in his grave, do you think? We cats HISS.

Thursday, March 18, 2021

Lizza Letdown


By Hubie and Bertie

Republicans who supported the treasonous insurrection against democracy — both after Election Day 2020 and on January 6 — are trying to weasel out of questions by the media. GOP Congressman Lee Zeldin is a case in point. "Can you state unequivocally that Joe Biden won the election?" asked POLITICO's Ryan Lizza. "Biden is President," Zeldin answered.

Lizza tried pushing Zeldin to say more, but the damage was already done, because he asked the question wrong. In fact, he asked it backward. The question should have been:

"Did Donald Trump win the 2020 election?"

Zeldin would have tried to wriggle away with the same lame answer, of course. At which point Lizza should have followed up with:

"How many millions of votes did he win by? What states did he carry? What was the final Electoral College count? What evidence do you have of all this, and of that evidence exists, why did Trump lose more than 60 court cases about the election?"

In other words, make the repulsive Zeldin and his fellow Republicans own the question. Somewhere along the way, their responses will make Benedict Donald very, very, very mad. That would make us cats PURR.

Wednesday, March 17, 2021

The Hate For Eight


By Miss Kubelik

One look at the suspect in the Atlanta Asian murders and you just know he's a Trumpster.

Oh, sorry — are we being prejudiced against white males, or something? Making assumptions about them on the basis of their looks, skin color, bad beards, etc.? Prove us wrong, Atlanta police.

Entering strip-mall spas and spraying Asian-American women with bullets without robbing the tills sounds a lot like a hate crime to us. It's not really a stretch after you read that white supremacist propaganda hit record highs in 2020, as the COVID pandemic, its economic fallout and Black Lives Matter protests swept the nation. It was the highest level of hate messaging in 10 years.

It's also not surprising after Benedict Donald and his repulsive minions regularly and brazenly used racist terms like "China virus" and "kung flu." And since the suspect was also big into religion, it's pretty likely he heard a lot of hypocritical pro-Trump, pro-gun and anti-"the other" language from so-called Christians in his church community.

Donald Trump has already killed 525,000 Americans. Add another eight. We cats HISS.

UPDATE: Law enforcement is suggesting now that the suspect suffered from a sex addiction. Details to come, but we're not convinced. As Joy Reid just tweeted, "We are learning, daily, the ugly consequences of having had a white supremacist administration, even just for four years. There is more fear, more hate, more danger and more terrorism. None of that is coincidental."

Monday, March 15, 2021

Injection Insurrection


By Zamboni

We cats haven't been able to visit Montreal for a year, for obvious reasons. But we keep tabs. Today we learned from a writer we like from The Montreal Gazette that a big crowd turned out for COVID shots at a sprawling shopping development just outside of town.

Turnout was so high, and the weather so nippy, that officials had to ask people to go warm up in their cars and get back into line in 45 minutes. But our writer friend persevered, and got the AstraZaneca vaccine. "If I grow a third arm I'll let you know," he said.

Montrealers are smarter than 25 percent of Congress. That's how many members in both houses are saying they won't get the vaccine. While the occasional member is claiming a legitimate medical exemption, see if you can guess which party the hardcore refusniks belong to. 

Our take? Unless a Senator or Representative has a note from his or her doctor, that member should be refused access to the floor — as well as to the gym, locker rooms, cafeterias and other places they could spread the plague. If they can't handle those rules (like the metal detectors that GOP gun lovers refuse to walk through), they should hand in their resignations and go home.

This doesn't solve any problems for their staffs, alas — who, because their salaries are pretty low for Washington, are probably living with roommates or family, and who have to work daily in the cramped office space that Capitol Hill is so famous for. We'd advise those young Republicans to quit their jobs — or switch parties and work for someone who cares about their health. We cats HISS.

(IMAGE: Vice President Harris visits a vaccine site and celebrates the COVID relief bill at the University of Nevada Las Vegas today.)

Sunday, March 14, 2021

Not A Pressing Matter


By Baxter

Have you heard about the whingeing and carping by the media about how President Biden hasn't given a press conference yet? We cats were reluctant to blog about it because we didn't feel like amplifying it. But gee, it's so dumb.

The nation has already had such an upgrade from the Trump clowns — Spicer, who lied on his first day, Huckabee, who wasn't welcome in family restaurants, Grisham, who never once held a briefing, and McEnany, who was lost without her binders — to Biden press secretary Jen Psaki. But even though Psaki meets the media regularly and never reads verbatim from a notebook, they're not satisfied.

No, as David Frum points out, they want to sink their teeth into Biden himself, latch on to a malapropism or a minor digression, and drive the news cycle with it for days. No, thanks. Better that reporters are able to question members of the Administration who are directly responsible for stuff — like the coronavirus team and the immigration folks — so they're motivated to elicit information, not gotcha moments.

Besides, you know that if Biden met the press, all they'd ask him about would be the Former Guy. They'd ignore the fact that Biden has already said he doesn't want to talk about him. "In the next four years I want to make sure all the news is the American people" instead, Biden declared. And what could be more unifying than refusing to utter the name of the most divisive figure in the nation's history? 

Joe Biden is kind of busy, fixing everything Former Guy broke. Give it up, media. We cats HISS.

Friday, March 12, 2021

And He Quoted Hemingway!


By Sniffles

Lots of gaslighting going on today. Alarmed by Joe Biden's high poll numbers and his address to the nation last night — in which he appeared to be reasonable, warm, empathetic, intelligent, focused, realistic and other-directed — the right wing and the Trumpsters are trying to gin up a "thank Trump for the vaccine" campaign.

While the news media seem to be somewhat buying in, the Twittersphere is not. Many tweeps are noting that the Pfizer vaccine was not part of Operation Warp Speed: Unlike Moderna or Astra-Zeneca, Pfizer did not accept federal funding to develop their shot. But the MAGA crowd is hoping people don't understand the fine print.

Want to anti-gaslight? It comes down to a couple of things:

First, if America needs to thank anybody, it's the scientists. You know, those folks whom Benedict Donald didn't miss an opportunity to belittle, contradict, marginalize, humiliate and disparage. They delivered on the vaccine despite all of that.

Second, America then needs to thank Team Biden. They not only ramped up an effective vaccine development and delivery system, they did it 1) after realizing that the Trumps had nothing, and 2) after having been denied a proper Presidential transition. Amazing!

You know what? It's good to have people in charge who understand how government works — because then it can work for everybody. This is the difference between having people in power who don't believe in government, and having people in power who do. We prefer the latter. We cats PURR.

P.S. The Hemingway quote was "Many are strong at the broken places," from A Farewell to Arms. Perfect.

Thursday, March 11, 2021

Jimmy, Rosalynn, And The Other Guys

By Hubie and Bertie

It's been a year of pandemicky-ness, can you believe it? On this night in 2020 we cats were in Montreal, hanging out with thousands of other concert-goers at the Place des Arts. Nobody had a mask, nobody was social distancing. It seems like centuries ago.

But now we have a new President, leading an Administration of really sharp people who are actually trying to end this nightmare — unlike the previous crew with their deadly combination of incompetence and malevolence. And speaking of POTUSes, here are four Formers who want you to get your vaccine. Notice who's missing!

One of them is George W. Bush — ugh, hairball time. But the other three, and their First Ladies? They're cat's meows. We cats PURR.

Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Gone, And Definitely Forgotten


By Miss Kubelik

Today might be the first day Benedict Donald is glad that he was booted off Twitter — because Congress passed Joe Biden's $1.9 trillion stimulus and the Dow blew past 32,000 in response. Since Trump used to tweet excitedly about Wall Street's success throughout his administration, it would have been embarrassing for him to see the taunts in his notifications tonight.

Gosh! Didn't Benedict always say the stock market would collapse if Biden got in? Yep, the trolls would have had a field day.

On the other hand, you can tell Trump is feeling bereft, because he sent out this sad little statement. It's the kind of thing he would have tweeted before he was banned. 

We won't make a habit of sharing stuff like this, because Twitter exiled Benedict Donald for a reason. But it's amusing how, with a huge legislative win in just his first 50 days, a prime-time nationwide address tomorrow night, and a bill-signing and barnstorming tour coming up on Friday and beyond, Joe Biden is making Donald Trump feel very, very small. We cats PURR.

Tuesday, March 9, 2021

Randy Rainbow Still Brings The Magic

Randy Rainbow has a tremendous oeuvre — but as the original song says, this might be the cutest that we've ever seen. We cats PURR.

Monday, March 8, 2021

Blunt Instrument


By Zamboni

It's the first business day after the Democrats' big win on the COVID bill, and the dominant headline out of the Senate is a GOP leadership retirement. That's five, count 'em, five Republicans stepping down for 2022. Kind of makes you wonder if they're leaving because life in the minority isn't fun — and they don't see it changing.

Or maybe Roy Blunt is quitting because he's too embarrassed by his fellow Missouri Senator, and he didn't want to spend the next two years answering questions about Josh Hawley and Trump.

We're looking forward now to hearing from Old Farmer Grassley from Iowa and from Ron Johnson (R-Moscow). We cats PURR.

Sunday, March 7, 2021

Mr. 98 Percent


By Baxter

Remember how the Former Guy used to always tout his approval numbers with Republicans? He used to lie a lot about them, too. Maybe he still does it, who knows? It's hard to keep track these days, and that's a pleasure.

Now Benedict Donald must be looking upon President Joe Biden's high marks in the latest ABC News/Ipsos poll with a combination of envy and rage. Sixty-eight percent of respondents approve of Biden's handling of the pandemic, including 35 percent of Republicans. Ha! It also includes a lot of Democrats — 98 percent of them. (Gee, when Trump lied about his GOP ratings, it was only 94. Ha! again.)

Biden's been President for about 46 days, and he's on the verge of signing the most humongous stimulus bill ever, with stuff in it that Democrats have been wanting to do for simply ages. Pretty amazing for a guy with only a 50-50 Senate — but it's clear he's learned from the watered-down stimulus that Barack Obama was forced to accept with a much-larger majority. And a guy who was in the Senate himself for 36 years knows how the place works.

In so many ways, Joe Biden is perfect for this moment. No doubt we'll keep finding out, as time passes and people fill in the colorful, behind-the-scenes details, exactly how perfect. We cats PURR.

Saturday, March 6, 2021

Vote-A-Rama Drama


By Sniffles

Vice President Kamala Harris was spared a trip to Capitol Hill today because Republican Senator Dan Sullivan had to go back to Alaska for a family emergency. Which meant that the Senate could pass President Biden's $1.9 trillion COVID relief bill, 50-49.

Every single Republican Senator voted against giving the American people what they need to recover from Benedict Donald's horrific pandemic. Funny, they didn't have a problem supporting COVID relief when Trump was in office. Now suddenly, it's a problem.

You could also put it this way: Every Republican Senator voted against giving American families stimulus checks, unemployment benefits through September, rent assistance, paid sick leave, and a higher tax credit for kids. Every Republican voted against aid for small business. Every Republican voted against money for vaccine distribution.

Remember how Trump insisted that last year's stimulus checks have his name printed on them? It not only was ridiculous and small, it held the checks up for a few days. If Democrats were petty enough to turn the tables, they could put a note in with these new checks that says, "Republicans didn't want you to have this."

GOP Senators also acted like their usual dickish selves in debate, offering amendment after pointless amendment. Rafael Cruz was particularly obnoxious, claiming the bill benefited "illegal aliens" (a term no one, particularly Cruz, the child of immigrants, should use). Thankfully he was decimated by Illinois Senator Dick Durbin, who not only shut down Cruz's lie, he literally turned his back on him.

That's what Republicans have done to American people. And come 2022, Americans should turn their backs on the GOP. We cats PURR.

UPDATE: Excellent suggestion from the tweeps: Sign Stacey Abrams's name on the checks. We cats PURR again!

Friday, March 5, 2021

De Adder Du Jour

 

And we don't miss those days. We cats PURR.

(IMAGE: deadder.net)

Jen The Destructor


By Hubie and Bertie

One of Benedict Donald's favorite ploys to inject his wacky thoughts into the media mainstream was to preface each with "People are saying..." or "Lots of people are..." You get the idea. Too often, it worked. 

But now, Trump is defeated, out of the White House, and Twitter-less. So it's discouraging to see reporters adopting his tactics — especially those who have been the target of his previous racist insults.

In today's White House press conference, Weijia Jiang of CBS asked Biden press secretary Jen Psaki about immigration. But goodness gracious, how badly she phrased it. "A lot of Americans," she said, were concerned about immigrant "surges happening under President Biden's watch." WHUT?

Psaki nailed her. "Who are the Americans?" she asked. Jiang admitted she was quoting Trump. At which point Psaki proceeded to destroy her — and Trump — and any journalist who would resort to such lazy and dishonest framing.

We're sad to say that Jiang deserved the smackdown, particularly when she was the Asian-American reporter who tussled with Trump last May over COVID. "Ask China" about the virus, Trump told her, to which Jiang replied, "Why are you saying that to me, specifically?" Trump immediately cut the press conference off.

It was gutsy on Jiang's part. Why is she parroting Benedict Donald now? We cats HISS.

Thursday, March 4, 2021

One Step Closer To The Truth


By Miss Kubelik

The investigation into the January 6 Trump insurrection continues to move forward. Now the country has learned the FBI has cellphone metadata showing members of Congress in contact with the rioters — both before and during the attack on the Capitol. It's tempting to imagine who those members might be.

House suspects would have to include Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Andy Biggs, Mo Brooks, Matt Gaetz, Paul Gosar, Madison Cawthorn — and heck, maybe even our own Congresswoman, Elise Stefanik. Because Elise has gone from pretending to be a reach-across-the-aisle-bipartisan-champion to off-the-wall, deep-end Trumpster in less than six years.

On the Senate side, you can easily imagine Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz on the list. The Senator from Missouri, in fact, has become such a fascist that our nickname for him now is Lord Haw-Haw-Hawley.

Tonight on CNN, Democratic Congressman Jason Crow said that he believed he was serving alongside people who are depraved. He clearly felt they were a danger to him and other Democrats. It's not clear where this is all taking us, but it can't be good. We salute Congressman Crow and members like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (above) — for refusing to be intimidated, and doing their jobs, no matter what. We cats PURR.

(PHOTO: Kent Nishimura, The Los Angeles Times)

Wednesday, March 3, 2021

GOPs Behaving Badly


By Zamboni

Gosh! We've been so consumed with the death knells being pronounced on Andrew Cuomo's career that we've hardly noticed the deluge of other scandals engulfing folks in the opposite party.

The DOD inspector general reports that former White House physician and now GOP Congressman Ronny Jackson boozed it up on the job, chugged Ambien, and subjected women on his staff to "sexual and denigrating" comments, at one point banging on a staffer's hotel room door, drunk, in the middle of the night. This is terrible — but surely lots of Republicans have called for his resignation, right?

A passel of former female classmates of Republican wheelchair wanker Madison Cawthorn are accusing him of sexually harassing them at Patrick Henry College, taking them for scary car rides and blowing his top if they rejected his advances. Disgusting! But his Republican colleagues are demanding he step down, correct?

And where do we start with Jim Jordan? Goodness gracious. Turns out that George Clooney is making a documentary about Jordan's sexual abuse scandal at the Ohio State wrestling program. Once that film premieres and the gory details are out, Jordan's GOP colleagues will definitely insist he give up his seat... yes?

Yeah, right.

Governor Cuomo apologized today. We cats say, let Attorney General James conduct her investigation. As for the others, it would be nice if the GOP could stop being total hypocrites about stuff like this. But on the other hand, if Andrew's troubles inspire a bunch of New York Republicans to run for Governor and they end up tearing each other apart in a nasty primary, that would be okay, too. We cats HISS and PURR at the same time. 

(IMAGE: The ultimate cat crime, and from the look on its face, some expected punishment.)

Tuesday, March 2, 2021

"We Did It Before And We Can Do It Again"


By Baxter

You've got to love that Defense Production Act — when a President has the brains enough to use it.

Joe Biden has the brains. (Benedict Donald didn't.) Biden has also called upon FEMA, the National Guard, and other resources of the federal government to get the COVID-19 vaccines produced and distributed. Today, he announced that the country will be able to vaccinate everyone by the end of May, two months ahead of schedule.

See? Americans can get stuff done when we put our minds to it! In the age of COVID, you really do want to hear the words "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help." (Sorry, Ronald Reagan, wherever in Hell you are.)

This heartening development is only slightly tempered by the terrible news that two red states, Texas and Mississippi, are opening up and lifting all mask requirements — an incredibly stupid thing to do as variants of the coronavirus continue to spread. The GOP's desire to kill its own voters is unfathomable. But maybe in Texas Governor Greg Abbott's case, he's seen how well that's worked in Florida for Ron DeSantis's Presidential aspirations.

Gosh, the Republican 2024 field is crowded. And we don't even know if Benedict Donald will be in it or not. (Our prediction: Not.) But speaking of Trump, we're coming up fast on the one-year anniversary of his infamous March 6 appearance at the CDC, when he said that "anybody" who wanted a coronavirus test could get one — a massive lie about a situation that Team Biden is still working hard to fix. There's always a ton of crap to clean up after Republican Administrations, but cleaning up after this one makes the aftermath of the 2008 financial meltdown look like a cakewalk. We cats HISS.

(IMAGE: City of New York on Twitter)

Monday, March 1, 2021

Does This Mean We Aren't Cuomosexuals Any More?


By Sniffles

On this date in 2020, New York State had its first diagnosed case of coronavirus. As they say, "It seems like only yesterday..." But in that short year, the Benedict Donald Administration self-destructed, Joe Biden won the Presidency, and the Capitol was ransacked for the first time since 1814. And of course let's not forget that half a million Americans lost their lives.

It's an evening for reflection. So here are a few of our thoughts.

Today, Governor Andrew Cuomo finds himself under siege. That's a switch! But his high-flying approval ratings in the first months of the pandemic were, we suspect, an illusion. Andrew is one of those rare politicians who manages to win elections without engendering a lot of warm feelings. To wit: One of the reasons the Randy Rainbow "Andy" parody was so funny was because it was a love letter to a man nobody loves. (It's worth revisiting. See above.)

But we're not quite ready to give up on Andrew yet. The nursing home controversy seems like a kerfuffle about how to count people — and we have yet to understand how the alleged harassment incidents compare with a rape in Bergdorf dressing room. But we understand: Democrats tend to hold their own accountable (hello, Al Franken), while Republicans don't. We're glad that Tish James is handling the investigation. We singled her out in the New York AG Democratic primary in 2018, and we haven't been disappointed yet. We cats PURR.