By Sniffles
As we wait for election returns from New York and Colorado, it's worth noting that last night the Florida Panthers managed to break the curse of "Everything Trump Touches Dies," and win the Stanley Cup.
Whew! But maybe that's because Benedict Donald hadn't tweeted about them since that fateful first post that eerily preceded Florida's embarrassing losses in Games 4, 5 and 6. Anyway, congrats, Cats — although you could have wrapped it up a lot earlier. (Playing hockey as late as Saint Jean-Baptiste Day is scandalous.)
Meanwhile, pundits are predicting Trump's veep reveal for this week. Here are two possible takes: 1) They'll announce it on Thursday before the debate, either right before, or right after they declare he's skipping the debate entirely. 2) Or they'll announce it on Friday to overwhelm the coverage that ensues after Trump shows up at the debate and turns in a disastrous performance.
And hmmm, maybe Friday the Supreme Court will finally get around to issuing its decision on Presidential immunity. What a week! — and it's only Tuesday. We cats HISS and PURR at the same time.
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