Friday, July 2, 2010

If A = B and B= C, then A = C

By Sniffles

If Michael Steele hasn't been in a coma since, oh, September of 2001, we cats can only assume that he's, um, really stupid.

What a trifecta of Republican screw-ups. (Oops, we mean, "accidentally saying what they really believe.") First Joe Barton apologizes to the rapists of the Gulf. Then John Boehner compares the near-financial-meltdown of 2008 to a tiny ant. Now, RNC chair Michael Steele says — well, you know.

But goodness, that last one's a stunner. It's not just that, if the tables were turned and a Democrat had uttered such foolishness about Afghanistan, right-wingers would be calling him a traitor who hates our brave men and women in uniform. It's also that William Kristol has called on Michael Steele to resign.

Now, mind you, Bill Kristol is the highly pedigreed son of famous neoconservatives. He grew up at an erudite family dinner table. Which is why his admiration of the famous quitter from Alaska has always been so surprising — she's not known for her intellectual depth.

So, allow us cats the following bit of logic.: Bill Kristol, who thinks Sarah Palin is competent enough to be President of the United States, also believes that Michael Steele is too incompetent to chair the crummy old RNC.

Wow. Our minds would reel, except we're too busy PURRING.

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